It is difficult to be surprised by any barbarity committed by Jair Messias Bolsonaro, but it must be admitted that the subject overcomes himself every day in ineptitude.
Today (5), Pocket joined the press to say that he was not on vacation in the weeks he spent playing jet-ski and bumper car. To say that I didn’t want to take political advantage of the emergency hospitalization caused by constipation.
And even took the doctor to explain that the problem originated with a shrimp that the president swallowed without chewing.
“I don’t eat lunch, I swallow,” boasted the president.
It’s the kind of embarrassment that knowledgeable heads of state try to hide from the public. When they have a problem related to feces, gas, foot odor, ringworm, bad breath, dandruff and general scabs, they try to solve it as discreetly as possible.
No Bolsonaro. He has a carnival. Fly to São Paulo and pick up the doctor in the Bahamas when the poop is hard and doesn’t want to come out.
The guy is proud to be disgusting.
Bolsonaro was not expected to know anything about fine wines. Who enjoyed exotic cuisine. Who knew how to use cutlery. That he had good table manners.
That he knows how to chew the food before swallowing it, even with his mouth open and making noise, this is even expected of him. It’s the bare minimum.
Here’s the myth that you elected to govern us.
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