Do you want to live in the beautiful district of Earl’s Court? (Photo: Dexters / Zoopla)

You know you’ve lived in London for a long time when it’s a good idea to pay upwards of £1,000 a month for a mini studio.

Even if you see your bunk-style bed on the stairs, this is even more true if you are still confident.

But such is urban life, a strange kind of Stockholm Syndrome, where we lose all sense of what is normal.

Yes, this 83-month-old 1083-month-old studio apartment in Earl’s Court, west London, isn’t too bad if the bed sits directly over the kitchen sink.

Located on the third floor of the beautiful Collingham Place Epoch building, the apartment consists of a living/bedroom/kitchen area with a full sink, pantry, refrigerator, and microwave.

There is a dining table (unusual in the London rental market these days) and a sofa, but you can’t see the view from the TV and the sofa…the dining table I mentioned earlier.

Next is your bed. It is located above the pantry and is accessed by a wooden staircase.

Study bed on the stairs.

Sleeping with a tired head (Photo: Dexters/Zoopla)

If you are half a glass, you can look at this bed and think that the golden day of sleep is the envy of your boyfriend’s bunk bed.

If not, it can be a bit scary to turn off the big lights at night and then climb into bed in the dark.

You may also find that the mattress is too large for the bed frame.

The dimensions of this apartment are unknown because the dexter who moved into the property did not list the floor plan.

I don’t have a picture of the toilet, but the listing says it really is.

“A studio apartment on the third floor of a well-maintained building,” the statement said.

The apartment has hardwood floors and plenty of storage, making it an ideal residence for a single resident.

“Colin Gum Place is a popular and quiet residential area with easy access to South Kensington, Gloucester Road, Earl’s Court shops, bars, cafes and restaurants, as well as the A4.”

If you enjoy the adrenaline while sleeping near the ceiling, you can find information about this place through Dexter.

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